wo missionaries in Africa were
apprehended by a tribe of very
hostile cannibals. They put them
in a large pot of water, built a
huge fire under it and left them
there. A few minutes later, one of
the missionaries started to laugh
uncontrollably. The other
missionary can't believe it. He
said, "What's wrong with you?
We are being boiled alive! They
are going eat us! What could
possibly be funny at a time like
this?" The other missionary said,
"I just peed in the soup!"